Weekly Web Digest #3

March8

A day later than planned, ( for reasons to dull to go into) here is my weekly web digest for last week. Plenty of geeky web treats including a great Alice review, R2-D2 cake, movie brands, geek collectables and even toilet paper designs.

Check out the full list below….

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Be sure to watch this hilarious Pardon Me – Revisited video from www.funnyordie.co.uk. You can watch the original here.

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Personal Post: What’s wrong with you?

March5

People who follow my blog and tweets may have noticed me saying I am unwell, or read previous post about my ongoing health saga, and wondered what the hell is actually wrong with me. I have been asked the question a few times recently, so I guess other people might be curious too.

It’s probably a bit unusual for someone in their early thirties, who looks fine on the surface, to have so many health problems, so this is my attempt to explain things… oh and have a bit of a moan at the same time of course. I have probably mentioned a lot of this before in other posts, but sometimes it’s just nice to get it all out of your system. If you don’t want to read a lot of moaning and unnecessary medical details you might want to give this post a miss.

So to answer my own question, I have fairly severe endometriosis, which has escalated in the last few years to the point where I am no longer able to manage a full-time job and well just being a normal person. Initially the problem was how long it took for diagnosis. From first requesting a referral to finally getting it diagnosed (after paying privately for surgery) took over 7 years, and during this time my health got a lot worse and I suffered with a lot of pain and stress. I was basically being dismissed and told there was nothing wrong with me, when I couldn’t function at all for a large part of the month.

Once I was finally diagnosed I thought everything would instantly get better, but unfortunately I haven’t reacted that well to treatments. There is no cure for endo, however there are various options that can help, ranging from basic medication through to surgery. While excision surgery did give me some relief it only seemed to last 6 to 8 months last time, then the symptoms came back full force. I will spare you some of the gory details, because I’m just nice like that. However a lot of people look at me quizzically when I tell them I have endo and find it hard to understand that it causes so many problems, especially as I look fairly normal.

I have tried to explain it simply and have had some infuriating reactions like, “oh so it’s just period pain”,  “oh yeah I have bad periods but I don’t let it bother me”, “you must have a really low pain threshold”or “you must be a hypochondriac”.  Of course most people are more sympathetic, but don’t really understand what I’m talking about, so I have decided to try to explain it as well as I can. I can’t tell you how every woman with endo feels, as symptoms can range from mild to debilitating. So I will just explain what it does to me.

While they are a lot of symptoms the main 2 problems for me are pain and exhaustion. The pain varies in location, type and intensity, but it’s mainly pelvic, lower back, legs and generally a lot of pain and discomfort in the lower abdomen. Sometimes it’s just a dull ache, sometimes it’s just nasty cramps, other times it’s a horrible stabbing pain that can leave me curled in in a ball or literally crying my eyes out. I get a lot of bloating, swelling and mysterious lumps and bumps, which can make it difficult to move around or even just sit/lie down comfortably. Before I was prescribed with painkillers I felt almost suicidal from the endless pain with no relief. I cope with it much better now, but I do worry about the long term effects of taking strong pain medication daily

When the problems first started many years ago I would have 3 good weeks a month, then horrendous period pain which would often knock me off my feet. Over time the pain has spread over more and more of the month, and I have basically ended up without any guaranteed good days, the symptoms just change a bit depending on the time of the month.

The average month goes like this. Menstruation which includes horrendous pain, tiredness, excessive bleeding and the appearance of suspected skin endometriosis which seems to trigger painful skin lumps/cysts. Then I have week or so with slightly less pain, breakthrough bleeding, and any lumps that have flared up will slowly start to dissipate. The pain then starts to increase a bit, with a lot of bloating and lower back pain. Depending on the severity I have a lot of trouble sleeping and eating, which can leave me in a fairly zombiefied state. By the time I start ovulating I’m back to my full dose of pain meds with the added bonus of mood swings, and the pain and symptoms gradually get worse peaking at menstruation. Then it’s time to start all over again.

Of course that’s a month without any additional problems, but due to my weakened immune system I often have whatever bug is going round too. As I mentioned earlier, the pain and just feeling unwell can interfere with my appetite, however despite making an effort to eat a lot (with the help of build-up shakes) my weight has dropped to just over 6 stone (90lbs), and I can’t seem to get back up to a more healthy weight. It’s not as bad it is sounds, as I am only 5′1, but it’s still a lot thinner than I would like. I have seen my GP and a dietician about it, but so far the only conclusion they have come to is that I’m somehow burning off a lot of calories just by being in pain. Hmm maybe I could market this to supermodels or weight obsessed teens…

Then there’s the tiredness. While I have always enjoyed being lazy when the mood strikes, I’m actually into doing a lot of stuff. A few years ago I was always up to something, be it learning new code, figuring out software, writing blogs, learning how to snowboard, reading as many books as I could get my hands on and generally enjoying myself. These days my energy supply is so limited I find myself unable to do a lot of the things I want to do. Even something as simple as reading a good book becomes impossible when you have severe nausea or are wiped out from tossing and turning all night. When I have a lot of pain and tiredness I can get pretty dizzy and clumsy, so even something as simple as taking a shower seems like a major mission. On my worst days I’m scared to take a shower if I am on my own in the house, as I know I could easily get dizzy and fall over.

I have a hard time dealing with social activities and have had to take a break from nights out and holidays. I can’t drink these days without getting really sick after just one or two, and feeling even rougher than usual for a few days, so it just isn’t worth it. I feel really bad for not making more effort to see friends and cancelling things all the time, but sometimes I’m just too wrecked to be able to act normal. If I have something important to do, like a family visit, I can generally load up on painkillers and carry on as if there’s nothing wrong, but as soon as I walk back through my door I sort of collapse in on myself, and can then take a day to get over a few hours of socialising.

At the moment I’m waiting to have another laparoscopy (keyhole surgery) to remove endo and adhesions. Last time I had this I was a lot better for about 8 months, so I can’t wait, but I can’t help wishing it was a long term solution. I don’t want to paint too negative a picture of endo treatments, as there are a lot of great options and many women find treatment successful or at least helpful. Unfortunately I seem to react badly to the standard hormonal treatments, so at the moment surgery seem to be the only option.

The most recent treatment I tried was Prostap injections, which basically reduce the amount of oestrogen in your system, leading to a medically induced menopause. While my pain was reduced slightly I had horrible side effects including hot flushes every 30 mins, hair falling out and severe joint pain/discomfort. Since stopping the injections most of the symptoms have stopped, apart from the joint pain, which just seems to be getting worse and worse.

I wake up every morning now with hands like claws and find it really difficult to bend or move my fingers. It gets a little better after 10 minutes or so, but still feels a bit uncomfortable and tight and flares up during the day depending on activity. In the last month a few small lumps have appeared on my finger joints and both of my little fingers seem to kinda pop out of the socket (not sure how else to describe it) when I try to bend them. The pain isn’t that bad really, compared to the endo, but I must admit that the reduced strength in my hands and weirdness of it is bothering me a bit, especially as it seems to be getting worse. My knees and hips are also a bit sore and uncomfortable, but nowhere near as bad as my hands, so I’m not sure it’s related.

I have been to see my GP about this a few times now, and they have given me blood tests and x-rays which are apparently fine. My first fear was arthritis. My dad has fairly severe osteoarthritis, which started in his 30’s, and I know that menopause (and therefore treatments like Prostap) can be a contributing factor in women, but as my test results are all clear I don’t know what to think now. After so many years battling to get my endo diagnosed I really don’t want to have to keep going back to the doctors over and over while they say there is nothing wrong, so I have put it off for the last few weeks. I know it’s not normal though, so I want to get it figured out, I just don’t know if I can face another major battle right now.

I know all this sounds probably makes me sound miserable, and in all honestly it can get me down sometimes, but for the most part I would describe myself as a happy person. While I have had some bad luck with my health I have lucked out in so many other ways. I have a great husband, great friends and family, a nice little flock of cats and I just generally enjoy myself. Even if I am stuck on the couch feeling crappy, I can enjoy great films, books, talking nonsense on the internet and enjoying various other nerdy hobbies. I’m not asking for sympathy, and would generally rather not dwell on negatives too much myself. I guess I just want anyone who at all interested to understand what I mean when I say I’m having a bad day, and not wonder what the hell I am going on about.

If any of you made it all the way to the end of this rant, thanks for reading. I promise my next post will be way less heavy, and hopefully a bit shorter.

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Weekly Web Digest #2

February27

There have been loads of brilliant blog posts, articles and sites to chose from this week. My favourites range from edible art through to stylish Penguin and Pelican book covers.. and of course the exciting news that the new Dr Who should be returning to our screens on April 3rd.

Check out the full list below….

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New Dr Who, April 3rd?

February26

A new trailer for Dr Who has been broadcast, along with the somewhat vague news that the first episode will air in the UK during Easter 2010.

According to various news sources and blogs, BBC America has announced that the new Dr Who will debut there on Saturday, April 17th 2010. Based on those facts the first episode will air in the UK on April 3rd 2010, assuming they stick with the Saturday night timeslot. In fact, some sites have confirmed the UK air date, but I have seen a few variations, so I suspect they are making an educated guess.

Here is the trailer…

If these dates are all correct, the US will have to wait less than 2 weeks to see the 11th Dr. Even with such a short delay, I can’t help wondering how many geeks will succumb to the temptation and download it.  Oh and I hope UK people remember how annoying spoilers are and avoid posting them without warning as much as possible.

I’m looking forward to seeing the new series, but I am kind of nervous, partly because of the new Dr, Matt Smith (I loved Tennant in the role), but also because it’s mostly a whole new team, so the whole thing is an unknown entity.

Either way, you can bet I will be glued to my TV set with the phone off the hook at some point over Easter. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

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Weekly Web Digest

February20

A selection of the best blogs and sites I have been looking at this week…

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Views On Recent News

February19

Everyone hates bad news, and there is a lot of it about, and of course we can’t blame the news media for that. What we can blame them for however, is making the news well, just terrible.  I don’t just mean that they highlight all the most shocking issues for ratings and drama (although they often do), I mean bad production, bad story choices, bad reporting, and generally being inane enough to make me shout at the TV daily.

I try to avoid 24 hour news channels, as that much nonsense might make my head explode, but as a human with a normal interest in the world around me I will generally watch the evening news and/or BBC’s supposedly news based morning show, Breakfast.  Now I don’t want to be too unkind to the BBC, as frankly it’s one of the few news channels I can bear to watch, but I still despair at the silliness of it all. I can’t help being appalled by the inane Brass Eye style graphics, the patronisingly simplistic reporting, the cringe inducing celebrity interviews and more infuriatingly the way they choose to cover major/global news stories.

I often seem to find the way the news media choose to report on major events and disasters distasteful. Especially their recent habit of ghoulishly filming grieving relatives going into funerals and even bodies of celebrities being removed from their homes. They generally seem to pick and choose which stories to cover based on the issues they deem as popular or current rather, than basing it on the need, human cost or suffering involved. The recent Haiti disaster is a sad example of the way the news can distort stories to suit them. I have watched various news channels over the last few weeks, and frankly I have been disgusted at the way many of them have decided to cover this story. While they have done a lot of good, making people aware of the suffering and need for support, a number of reporters just haven’t been able to resist focusing on the negative and highlighting inevitable outbreaks of violence.

In that situation any society would be in trouble, yet I have heard countless reporters imply that Haitian people are more violent and irrational than the rest of us, due to their troubled history. To me that is just a small step away from blaming them for their misfortune. Sounds far fetched but sadly TV evangelist Pat Robertson has done just that, blaming the Haitians for their misfortune as they had “made a pact with the devil”. These ridiculous statements have since been gleefully reported by various news sources, and of course most of them condemned his comments outright, after bringing it to our attention with shocking headlines first of course. I just can’t help thinking that focusing their cameras and our gaze at such negative comments, or any scuffle they can find, is unlikely to help the situation.

I could list plenty of other examples of news stories that have annoyed me over the last few weeks, but frankly there was no real need for me to say as much as I have, let alone more, as there is a man who says it all far better than I ever could.  Charlie Brooker, guardian columnist, TV presenter and angry genius, has focused his attentions on the news media for Newswipe, a BBC show described as a sideways swipe at the news.  The format is similar to his Screenwipe TV review show, and it’s equally funny. However as the news tends to be a bit less trivial than most entertainment shows, it can be a bit more depressing.

It’s great to realise that I am not alone in my disdain, and the ridiculousness of the clips he finds and his brilliantly caustic comments really bring home the reality of how awful the news can be. While he can be incredibly funny, even in the face of frankly horrific news stories, he is also appalled at certain aspects of the news and has a real talent for highlighting these flaws. It’s clear that he isn’t claiming to be an expert on news, but I believe that this lack of expertise and involvement actually enables him to notice and comment on how messed up news shows can be, in the same way that many of us do at home.

So if, like me, you find yourself becoming enraged by the inanity of the news and news related shows, check out Newswipe on BBC4 (22.30 on Tuesdays). We are currently on season 2, so there are plenty to catch up on via iPlayer/Youtube. While I loved it from the start, Brooker has really nailed this season, and every episode will have you laughing loud enough to annoy the neighbours. It may not make the news any better, but at least you can finally get some enjoyment out of bad news.

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Supermaw’s Top Film of 2009… Moon

February17

As the year draws to a close I have been contemplating my choices for the best books, films, TV shows and comics I have encountered this year. I always find these kinds of decisions hard, but when it comes to this year’s films I have no hesitation is recommending Moon, a brilliant science fiction thriller from director Duncan Jones.

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The film is based, unsurprisingly on the Moon, and features Sam Rockwell as a solo employee for Lunar Industries nearing the end of his 3 year stint on there. Sam’s only company comes in the form of GERTY, a robot companion voiced by Kevin Spacey, and communications with the outside world and his wife on earth are limited to infrequent recordings.

We begin by learning that Sam has only 2 weeks left of his contract and is eager to return to his wife and the daughter he has not yet met. We also soon discover that he is experiencing strange hallucinations and seems unwell, perhaps from the strain of 3 years of confinement and solitude. His behaviour starts to seem erratic, the hallucinations distract Sam during a routine rover excursion, and he awakens in the infirmary to discover that he has been in an accident.

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From this point things get even more interesting, but as a person who hates spoilers I am loathe to give any further details away. Just trust me that it’s bloody brilliant! Suffice to say that Sam experiences thrills, challenges and confusion regarding his situation, the company he works for and indeed the very nature of his existence. Throughout the film Sam uncovers amazing secrets while facing up to his own nature, personality and even his mortality.

I can’t really say enough good things about this film. Firstly, and probably most importantly the story is great and some of the ideas are truly original. As a regular movie watcher I often find myself smugly guessing exactly what will happen next in a film, how the story will play out or how particular characters will react with eerie accuracy. Moon however, had plenty of twists, turns and surprises. While the story was clear and easy to follow it wasn’t at all obvious what was going to happen next, which I found quite refreshing.

For me Moon appeals to and also captures the spirit of our generation in more ways that one. Reminiscent of great sci-fi films of my youth, such as Silent Running, I immediately felt at home within this fictional universe. The addition of a few familiar pop culture references such as the flowbee or the Chesney Hawkes alarm clock not only provided some comic relief, but also made me feel like this was a film for the likes of me, the kind of person who loves both classic sci-fi and laughing at infomercials.

Here is the official trailer…

Moon Trailer

Of course the story was just the start. The acting was great. Rockwell was entertaining and engaging and managed to get across a range of personality traits that would defeat many other actors. Spacey managed to make a voice only role memorable and as stuffed full of personality as you could imagine the voice of a computer being. It says a lot about the quality of the actors and the film in general that you quickly forget that there is barely anyone else in it, as despite the small cast it lacks nothing in terms of talent and character.

Acting and story aside Moon looks brilliant, proving once and for all that throwing lots of money at a film isn’t the only option. Amazingly Moon was made on budget of $5 million, which is incredibly small for a film that looks so great. Jones managed this by limiting the cast, using studios and models and no doubt plenty of blood, sweat, tears, talent and sheer determination.

On top of the great job he did creating the film, Jones has also put a lot of time and effort into letting people know about it, online as well as in more traditional media. Although I had heard some things about the movie I became far more interested after reading his tweets and his website. After hearing so many great things I made an effort to see it as soon as possible after release, and certainly wasn’t disappointed. I have no doubt that his approachability and enthusiasm, both on his website and on twitter have helped contribute towards his success. While it must be frustrating for film-makers who know that their movies are being downloaded it’s great to see a director using the internet to their advantage, and I hope it has paid off.

So that’s it.  My favourite film of the year. Normally I find it very hard to limit myself to one, but this year Moon was a clear winner and I have a feeling it will be near the top of my list for many years to come. I have tried not to give too much of the film away here, as I have spoiler phobia, but I urge you to check it out yourself. For me, it really is one of the best new films I have seen in ages, of any genre.

I can’t wait to see what Jones comes up with next.

NOW GO BUY MOON!

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Geeks With Heart

February14

geeks with heartToday, while you’re in the lovin’ mood, why not share your big geek heart with others.

Geek Girls Network™ & Geeky Clean have created a fundraiser to support the Haiti Relief called Geeks With Heart.

Through Mercy Corp, Geeks With Heart has a fundraising goal of $2500 and there’s no minimum for donations. If you can spare just one special cup of coffee, an iTunes download, or a crispy chicken sandwich, donate to Haiti instead. Show Haiti why geeks have heart!

As extra incentive, and not that you need any, once Geeks With Heart reaches $2500, all who donated will have the chance to win a prize from an amazing grab bag of geek prizes!

So donate, tweet it up, put a badge on your website, and tell all your friends and family. Thanks!

Geeks With Heart: http://www.mercycorps.org/fundraising/geekgirls

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Top 10 Greatest Zombie Films

February12

Regular supermaw readers will know that I am a lover of all things undead, so I am sure you won’t be surprised to find out I have put a little time and thought into my top ten zombie movies of all time.

I generally find it impossible to actually settle on favourites, so this definitive list would probably change from one week to the next depending on what I had most recently seen. Regardless of this, I have decided to put together a list, partly just to praise the movies I love, but also to give a good overview of the variety of zombie films available.

First things first, lets clear up why I love horror and specifically zombies so much. Well there are a bunch of reasons. Zombie movies were traditionally made on a low budget and maybe with lower expectations that other movies, which leads to some funny moments, but also moments of awesomeness you wouldn’t get in a more mainstream film. The fact that these movies were made by crazy people on crazy budgets is what makes them so brilliant. Sure you get some laugh out loud dips in quality, but you also get some truly gory, uncomfortable and just plain scary moments that you would be hard pushed to find anywhere else.

So why zombies? The classic zombie era spawned many other low budget horrors, but something about that sluggish yet inevitable approach of mindless terror obviously strikes a chord with many of us. Of course the fact that they were recently human helps. The thought that any one of us, or any of our friends or relatives could quite easily turn into one of the living dead is chilling. Chilling, yet strangely appealing.

Over the years zombies have evolved, some of them even run now, I kid you not. Due to their obvious longevity directors have been able to make zombie films on larger budgets, and sometimes they don’t totally suck. As the recent £45 zombie film Colin and the upcoming Invasion of the Not Quite Dead illustrate, as long as there are aspiring film makers out there we will be scared and entertained by zombies in a variety of styles and on a variety of budgets.

So without any further delay, here are my top 10 zombie films…

1. Night of the Living Dead

01_LivingDeadIt would be unthinkable to leave Romero’s Night of the Living Dead out of any zombie movie list. It might not have been the first zombie movie, but it has been successful and popular enough to influence many of the great zombie apocalypse movies that followed, and many feel it has been a major influence on the whole zombie sub-genre. Set in rural Pennsylvania, this black and white film tells the story of a group of people trapped in a farmhouse while the zombie threat rages outside.

The film starts innocently enough, with a pair of siblings visiting their fathers grave, but they are soon attacked by a strange pale man. The brother is killed and his sister Barbara flees, seeking refuge in a farmhouse, surrounded by more of these strange men. She soon discovers a group of people hiding there, and together they attempt to secure the house and survive the night, while reports of mayhem and confusion outside continue on the radio.

Inevitably the group struggle to cope, and over the course of the movie more of them become infected and begin to attack and eat each other. As great as these scary and gory moments are, the real horror of this story (and many zombie films that follow) is the hopelessness of the situation as they struggle to survive against an unthinking and merciless foe.

2. [REC]

02_RECA modern, Spanish take on the zombie movie. I have included this film as it shows how the basic idea of humans becoming somehow infected and attacking the healthy continues to evolve in totally new and unexpected ways. This film was shot in documentary style, and is entirely set in one dark and claustrophobic building. Somehow despite the unbelievable premise it manages to seem very real and very scary.

A group of people get quarantined in an apartment building after some of the residents come down with a very zombie like “illness”. A reporter and camera crew were following the local cops who are called in, and they all end up trapped with the residents, as they are quarantined by the authorities trying to avoid the spread of infection. Initially the reporter treats the situation as a story, and interviews the residents and policemen, building up a picture of what the mysterious infection might be, and how the situation has come about.

Fear and confusion quickly escalate, and members of the group are attacked and injured as they struggle to figure out what is happening and how to stay alive. There are some truly terrifying moments when the infected attack, and the shaky documentary style footage, along with the darkness and confinement certainly heighten this. I have yet to see the American remake Quarantine, however I see no reason to chose that over this great original, even if it is in foreign. Sub-titles are good for developing the brain, maybe.

3. Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things

03_childrenplayFor reasons unknown a bunch of aspiring actors follow their insane cock of a director to a weird island full of graves to dig up a dead body and you guessed it, play with it. Why director Alan has decided to drag what he calls his children to this island for this nonsense is never explained properly. How could you? After creeping them all out with stories, then pulling a prank with a corpse and the help of the campest fake zombies ever, Alan dons a really rubbish wizards robe and starts trying to raise the dead.

They then adjourn to the cottage with Orville, a corpse they have dug up, and Alan continues to upset the group with his mean spirited pranks, strange behaviour and apparent desire to bed a corpse. Eventually his bizarre spells from earlier actually work, the dead rise up and start biting people, and the group gets trapped in the creepy cottage, surrounded by surprisingly fast zombies.

This film was made on a really small budget, with friends of the director being roped in to help, however despite the low budget and bizarre attempt at a plot, the make-up and effects are surprisingly good. Just a shame the same can’t be said for all of the acting. As baffling as the plot and characters might be, this film is definitely worth watching, just don’t expect it to make any sense or deliver any likeable characters.

4. Children of the Living Dead

04_childrendeadThis movie may have been made in 2001, but the budget, acting and generally terrible quality of every aspect of this movie make it seem a lot older. Notable mainly for the momentary appearance of zombie movie legend Tom Savini as a zombie killer at the start of the movie, unfortunately the movie goes downhill from there. Way, way downhill. This movie ignores most of the established zombie movie rules, but it seems to be out of laziness than any desire to create something awesome.

The film centres around Abbot Hayes, a dead serial killer and rapist who disappears from the morgue and becomes the leader in a number of waves of zombie attacks. A group of local young people fall under his influence, which is explained by a flashback to him abducting them as children, earning him the nickname Abbot Hayes zombie babysitter in our house.

The Director, Tor Ramsey actually offered a written apology to anyone who “wasted 90 minutes of their life” watching this film. However, as far as I am concerned this movie is so bad it actually works it’s way back round to good. This film has it all, bad acting and every zombie movie cliché you can imagine (and a few that are pure nonsense). Don’t watch this film expecting a classic, or rough gem. It really is terrible, but if you share my sense if humour that won’t matter, as you will be laughing from begining to end.

5. Living Dead at Manchester Morgue

05_manchestermorgueNobody does horror like the Italians and the Spanish, and who better to make a British based zombie romp. Okay so it has it’s share of cheesy moments, strange voice work and despite the title they don’t seem to go anywhere near Manchester. However despite, or maybe in addition to those quirks this film still manages a few moment of real zombie related horror. Plus it’s worth watching for misogynistic hero George alone.

The story follow George and Edna, who damages his bike and therefore agrees to take him to his destination. The pair soon become aware that the dead are rising, and become involved with the local police as they try to convince them of the danger. As the story unfolds we are treated to an awesome array of zombies, and one of the most frightening zombie attacks ever.

There are some flaws in this Spanish/Italian production, but this movie offer a great soundtrack, an engaging story, a great combination or gore and terror and plenty of characters that you will love to hate.

6. 28 Days Later

06_28daysA modern British take on the zombie movie, 28 Days Later follows the struggles of a small group of survivors after a mass outbreak which causes the majority of the population to display typically zombie like symptoms. This 2002 Danny Boyle film seemed to distance itself from the zombie labels in the initial marketing, and till I saw the film I wasn’t sure it was really a zombie movie. However, when you watch the movie, despite differences in style (and zombie speed), the influences from classic apocalyptic zombie movies are unmissable.

Set in the UK, the film opens in a deserted London, 28 days after animal rights activists release a chimp infected with a virus called “Rage”. Bicycle courier Jim, awakens from a coma in a deserted hospital, and soon discovers the whole city is empty, with signs of disaster all round. He soon learns about the virus and meets up with other survivors who are struggling to stay alive.

As we follow them on their journey to find safety, we see them deal not only with threat from the infected, but also from other survivors. In the struggle to cope with the constant danger and total breakdown of society, the group are forced to make difficult decisions in a battle to stay alive.

7. Braindead

07_braindeadPeter Jackson’s third movie is a comical gore fest, but with a $3 million budget he took the genre up to a new level and created some truly memorably gruesome scenes. Although it is in the same vein as his earlier works, the budget allowed him to create a far more polished end product, with effects that have to be seen to be believed.

The film opens on Skull Island, where a zombie creating monkey is captured and transported to New Zealand by a zoologist before the locals can prevent it. Fast forward to Wellington, and Vera, overbearing mother to Lionel becomes infected while spying on her sons date with local woman Paquita. Being a loyal son Lionel attempts to keep his mother sedated, while trying to maintain his romance. Unfortunately as the story unfolds, more of the town folk become infected and we are treated to a bewildering array of gore and vileness.

The obvious humour of this movie allowed Jackson to go far further with the gore factor than would normally be accepted, as most censors found it hard to believe that anyone would take it seriously. A great combination of horror and hilarity, I defy anyone to watch this film without laughing out loud.

8. Dawn of the Dead

08_DawnDeadAlso known a Zombi, this 1978 film was the second film in Romero’s Living Dead trilogy, not linked by characters but by the basic premise of a zombie epidemic. While this basic premise is the same, in this story the outbreak has reached a much larger scale, and the film focuses on the effects on society of such an apocalyptic event. The outbreak has spread uncontrollably and there is little understanding of the causes, so despite the best effort of the government society has basically collapsed into mass hysteria and confusion.

Martial law has been imposed, and in the confusion the National Guard are attacking citizens and the infected alike. A group led by a TV station pilot plan a helicopter escape to the Canadian countryside, but unfortunately they are unable to make it there. They are forced to seek refuge in a shopping mall, which they feel able to secure against the increasing chaos outside. Once inside they are effectively trapped in this well stocked sanctuary, surrounded by danger, with constant reminders of the hopelessness of their situation. In addition to the zombie danger, they have to worry about their own risk of infection and the threat of attack by other more brutal survivors.

I really love this movie, everything from the claustrophobic shopping mall setting, to the awesomely quirky soundtrack, which perfectly compliments the the comedy of zombies on an escalator. The sheer hopelessness of this movie, and the constant risk of attack from every angle is what makes this movie so brilliant. Impossible to watch it and not start wondering what you would do and where you would go in that position.

9. Zombie (AKA Zombi 2)

09_Zombi2Lucio Fulci’s film has it all. If You have any doubts let me just say this… it has an underwater fight between a zombie and a shark! Confusingly this 1979 movie has numerous names Zombie, Island of the Living Dead, Zombie Island, Zombie Flesh Eaters, Woodoo and of course Zombi 2, despite having no relation to Zombi (the Italian title of George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead).

The movie follows a young lady and a reporter who are searching for her father, whose boat was found mysteriously empty in New York harbour, after he leaves to do research on a tropical island. After being questioned by police, they discover a note from Anne’s father, advising them he is on the island of Matool and that he has come down with a strange disease. They decide to travel to the island, after enlisting another couples aid, and on arrival they quickly become aware that the whole island is infected with the walking dead.

The couple struggle to survive and escape the island once everyone else has been infected in the hope that the horror hasn’t spread to the rest of the world. As this story unfolds we are treated to some fantastically gruesome moments, including an unforgettably cringe inducing eye gouging scene, which contributed to the film’s video nasty reputation.

10. Shaun of the Dead

10_shaundeadIn recent years the words horror and comedy in conjunction have filled me with dread. However, as a fan of Edgar Wright & Simon Pegg who created the fantastic series Spaced, I was excited to see their take on the zombie movie, and I wasn’t disappointed. Unlike some spoof horror movies this film didn’t just go for cheap laughs and it was obvious that the creators are big zombie film fans themselves. While they do play on horror movie clichés and stereotypes, they do so intelligently enough to make this a really entertaining movie.

The story follows Shaun, an unsuccessful guy approaching middle age, in a dead end retail job. Due to his lack of ambition, his friendship with bad influence Ed and his poor choice of date venues, his unhappy girlfriend Liz breaks things off. After a drunken night of commiseration with Ed, Shaun decides to sort his life out and win Liz back, but before he can put his plan into action there is a zombie uprising.

The rest of the film follows Shaun and his increasing group of friends including Ed and Liz, struggling to get to safety and stay alive. This struggle includes plenty of laughs, some genuine scares, great zombies and of course the obligatory learning of lessons and building of relationships. On paper there is nothing hugely original about this film (apart from the knowing comedy maybe), but the skill with which it is made turns a funny movie with zombies into a brilliant, well-made and popular film.

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There are hundreds of great zombie movies, and there is no way I could include them all, so I have tried to pick a good variety, most of which will lead you to other awesome choices. Also check out my post on Brooker’s Dead Set, which wasn’t included only because it isn’t actually a film. If you watch all the movies listed above, you will have my personal guarantee that you will be 100% prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. No need to thank me now, plenty of time for that when I am leader of the remaining humans.

Now it’s your turn. Tell us about your favourite zombie films and why you love them.

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Geek Guide to Valentine’s Day

February11

It’s almost that time of year again, the shops are full of flowers, chocolates and greeting cards with hearts on them. Couples everywhere will be indulging in traditional valentine’s day celebrations, while trying to ignore all the couples around them doing the exact same thing. If that sounds as tedious to you as it does to me you, might want to consider an alternative, geek themed Valentine’s Day.

Spending money on cutesy heart covered nonsense, or sitting in an overcrowded restaurant (trying to ignore all the other couples trying their hardest to be romantic), sounds like the last thing geeks would want to do with their day, so there is a temptation to just ignore it all. However, if you avoid all the enforced generic romancing and do things your own way, I guarantee you will enjoy yourself and melt the geekiest hearts out there.

Play your cards right

Most geeks will have fairly good tech, design, art or Photoshop skills (or will know a geek who does), so instead of buying a boring generic card with teddy-bears or flowers on it, why not create the perfect card for yourself. Depending on your area of expertise you could make: a simple card using personal photographs or geeky images you know they will adore, a more advanced Photoshop design (maybe your geek as a zombie), or an illustration featuring them and their hobbies. Even if you don’t have the time or skills to make your own, try to pick a card that refers to their geeky hobbies, rather than some generic romantic nonsense.

Geek Gifts

While I am not opposed to valentines gifts, like most geeks I would undoubtedly prefer to get something I actually wanted, rather than some pointless, heart covered junk. I have covered great gifts for geeks in another blog post, so you can get plenty of tips there, but the basic idea is to buy them something useful like a cool film, book or toy. If you feel you must make it valentine’s related try to keep it geeky, like the examples below…

Food for thought

No matter how awesome the venue, I wouldn’t advise going out on valentines day, unless you really want to be over-charged for food in an overflowing restaurant. Instead I would suggest making a great meal at home, as you get exactly what you want with plenty of privacy.

Knowing how to cook a good meal will always impress, however in the spirit of romance I would suggest cooking together, rather than either of you being stuck with all the work. If your geek is into sweet stuff, impress them with some geek themed cakes

.., or even make your own…

Game on

All geeks love a good game, be it a console game, pc game or even a traditional board game. So why not enjoy your Valentine’s Day by taking the time to enjoy some gaming fun with your partner. Just try not to get too competitive, as screaming “IN YOUR FACE LOSER” might ruin the romance a little.

Geek out

If you must go out into the world on Valentine’s Day, try to avoid all the places that will be swamped with adoring masses, and instead indulge in a geeky day out. Of course the location depends on your tastes, but there are plenty of great geeky outings to choose from including games arcades, theme parks or even a comic/sci-fi store or convention.

Movie magic

Watching a romantic movie is a Valentine’s Day tradition, however there are plenty of alternative ways to snuggle up in front of the screen with your beloved. Of course you can still pick a film with some romance, but instead of some cheesy romantic comedy try a geeky alternative like True Romance or American Werewolf in London. Be sure to end your night with a good horror, and your geek girl or guy will be leaping into your arms.

Geek chic

If you want to guarantee your Valentine’s Day has a happy ending, why not treat yourself to some gorgeously geeky underwear and combine your geeky side with your sexy side. Or if you really want to please your geek dress up as their favouite fantasy figure, such Princess Leia in that gold bikini, or Dr Who. Hell you could even dress up as Darth Vader if that strikes your fancy.

These tips should help you enjoy a day of geeky romance, but the most important thing is to just do whatever suits you, even if for you that means ignoring the day and being romantic on your own schedule… just make sure your partner agrees or you might regret it.

If you are trying to attract or romance a geeky girl check out my post on Geek Love – how to please a geek girl for extra ideas.

Food for thought
No matter how awesome or geeky the venue, I wouldn’t advise going out on valentines day, unless you really want to be over-charged for food in an overflowing restaurant. Instead I would suggest making a great meal at home, as you get exactly what you want with plenty of privacy.

Knowing how to cook a good meal will always impress, however in the spirit of romance I would suggest cooking together, rather than either of you being stuck with all the work. If your geek is into sweet stuff, impress them with some geek themed cupcakes, or even make your own..

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